Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Opinion: PDA


So here is another lovely opinion I posses. We all know what it is. Most of us, sane ones, don't enjoy watching it.I am talking about Public Displays of Affection.

You want to hold hands, fine. You want to steal a small peck, fine. You want to grope eachother in isle 7, NOT FINE!. Come on, there is no need for everyone to know what you are feeling below the belt. We get it! You want some action, well grab that KY and wait till you get home. I promise you will live!

The other day I was on the bus, minding my own business. Some couple, probably mid-twenties, sits across from me. They are just sitting and talking. Ten minutes later they are have a make-out session right before my very eyes. I glance at the small child sitting my left and wonder what he is thinking-can't be any better than what I am. Have they no courtesy?

PDA is probably one of my biggest pet peeves. Sometimes when I meet new people I feel like saying "Hey, my name is Daniella, I don't like PDA" just so they get it.

If you agree with me, then thank you. If not, well there is not much I can do other then tell you other then close your eyes and picture two people vigorously groping each other while you are trying to eat your tuna sandwich. Now try to keep that down.

I have one thing left to say. Get a room!!

Out for now,
D

Monday, August 2, 2010

Opinion: Silly Bandz


Let's talk about these Silly Bandz. They are a sensation that is sweeping the nation. Filling the arms of children everywhere.
But wait! It is not just children who are choosing to dawn these rubber bracelets(?), the older crowd is eating them up as well.
No matter where I turn, the playground, Starbucks, nightclubs, the rubber discombobulated shapes in florescent colors are gleaming at me from the wrists of unknowing victims of a trend.
A trend, may I add, that is not cheap. Each pack averages at $4.99. For what? So you can take the rubber pieces off your hand and BOOM! A puppy shape is in your hand?
Most people do not even take them off, so what is the point really?
Why is it that arms everywhere are being overpopulated by these Silly Bandz.
I am jealous. I wish I was smart enough to come up with such an idea and rip people off of all ages.
( I guess I will get the next one)
Here is what I know; I am not jumping on the Silly Bandz bandwagon until they come in phallic symbols.

Out for now,
D